Author: seymour

Ladies and gents of the edified e-age, if you're reading this, you are either skimming the dregs of internet content after having exhausted your usual fare or, like old Seymour here, you've been cannily lured by the paradoxical promise of youth nestled within the crinkled lines of age. Now, let…

Greetings from the ever-teetering precipice of my ninth decade. Your beloved curmudgeon Seymour here, coming to you live (quite literally against all odds) from the gray and drizzly realms of Portland, Maine. Forgive me, for my tale might read like the love child of Mark Twain and Tom Clancy, but…

As I sauntered down the unpredictable, yet engaging journey of my twilight years, my curiosity found an uncharted territory in the vibrant world of CBD. An old stallion with a spirit constantly hungering for exploration, I stumbled upon the intriguing specimen of local CBD creativity called 'Maine's Dastardly Kiss of…

Onwards, brethren of chronically advanced age, into the volatile world of CBD – uncharted territory indeed for an old sailor like me! Ensnared by the ceaseless drumbeat of modernity, I embarked on a quest for the treasure they call Steadfastness. But, alas! It was a voyage beset by sneaky pitfalls…

While I often yearn for the sweet, tranquil mundanity of bucolic living, I reckon, life hurls you a marauder of excitement on the heaving sea of city dwelling, even at the ripe old age of 89. You might ask, how? It's a question of relativity! For an old codger whose…

Now as I seated here in the twilight of my years, having amassed vast vicissitudes of life, I find myself drawn to recount the tale of my recent rendezvous with "Portland Persevere", a clever concoction of the devil's lettuce, that was born, brewed and bottled up north on the craggy…

Ahoy there, dear readership, 'tis your steadfast seafarer of the cannabinoid seas, Seymour, set to spin yet another tale of serendipitous exploration, courageous self-testing, and, inevitably – a dash of misfortune, as I grapple with the mysterious beast called age. This time, my compass pointed me to an exotic and…

Ahoy, buckaroos! Staff firmly in hand, I took a dive into the tumultuous seas of cannabidiol, the CBD if you may, with a product deviously christened as 'CBD Periscope'. Peculiar, yes, but my loins have survived more punishing storms than a curious name. Now, in the sagacious timeline of my…

Well now, this tale I spin to y'all is not one of fiction, nor one of romance. It's a tale spun by the spinning wheels of time, told by this old coot from Maine. A tale imbued with neither espionage nor international intrigue, but by dueling skirmishes at a personal…

Allow me, dearest reader, to play the unassuming telegraph messenger delivering the quite unusual report from the frontlines of the ever-expanding CBD battlegrounds. Maine Scandal, you may wonder, aghast? Unquestionably! The name most intriguing, to be sure – 'The Portland Hooper Local', a quaint CBD tincture, handcrafted in the same…