Month: October 2023

Drove, drivel, drizzle. Yes, my dear readers, as you may have gathered, our latest mystery box under review is quaintly named "Magnum Drove CBD Elixir." It could've been anything. A new-fangled motor vehicle for the hipster lot. A cattle run of the wild west. Alas, your lost compatriot, Seymour, found…

Now, don’t you let the title throw you for a loop. It ain't about a broken washing machine or a rickety old dryer, nor have we descended into the bewildering world of plumbing accessories. This, in truth, is about a peculiar CBD potion marketed under the spirited, if not somewhat…

Now then, listen well, my fine companions, for 'tis the tale of the audacious audacity of Audacity CBD, that famous elixir born of hemp and vaudeville. This mischievous concoction, as I have come to discover, has a decidedly peculiar tale to tell, one that would make Mr. P.T. Barnum blush…

Down the hill of mortality, my friends, I have spent quite some time. Old bones don't serve you as they once did when you were a spring chicken, gallivanting around with the confidence of Don Juan himself. I'm Seymour, your antique guide on this mystical journey of Cannabidiol (CBD), some…

By the age-worn leathery hide of my venerable digits, I do profess to have ventured boldly down the perforated path of Mother Nature's apothecary, seeking nothing more than to temper the maddening torment that plagues the extensor pollicis longus of mine elongated hominid claw. In pursuit of this endeavor, ladies…

My fellow followers and lovers of the cannabis plant, saddle up and grab your reading spectacles, for I have a wild yarn worth a week's worth of Sunday sermons to unfurl. The tale is about this newest concoction in my CBD carousel, cleverly christened as 'Parentage Potion'. One must appreciate…

Ah, splendid gentle folk of the Internet! Gather round the ether fires and prepare to lend me your discerning eyes and even keener minds, for I have a yarn of epic proportions to unfurl. A tale born from the sultry caresses of an obstinate tincture known grandiosely as "Bullheaded Balm."…

Now then, gather 'round, ye whippersnappers of the World Wide Web, and prepare yourselves for a tale of cannabinoids, calamities, and one cantankerous canine. My subject for today’s disquisition is none other than the illustriously christened CBD potion known as – and pray grant me the patience to utter it…

Gather 'round, friends, for I hold a tale of wonder and woe, of blessing and burden, of serenity so soothing it surreptitiously morphed into calamity. By ‘tale’, of course, I mean my personal experience with that peculiar panacea known, rather alliteratively, as Bayonne's Black Bear Balm. I, a frail nonagenarian…

One fine afternoon, driven by some unique mix of sublunary boredom and intrinsic human curiosity, I embarked on a momentous journey into the uncharted realm of CBD products. My companions through this expedition? My trusty old keyboard, the ceaseless spirit of adventure, and a troubling pain in a spot I…