Month: September 2023

Firstly, let me preface this tale with an admission, somewhat similar to an ancient mariner confessing his grievances to a juvenile audience – aye, my uvula – that odd, bell-like appendage in my throat, a veritable punching bag for the tongue, has been sending forth distress flares for quite some…

Friends, foes and safety officers, behold! Eden can wait – I have discovered a remedy from our Mother Earth herself, though not without a shade of the peculiar. As an earnest old gnarler of 89, I am no stranger to the retaliation that time plans for your internal oblique abdominis….

Call me colorblind, but as I tug on the gnarled threads of my 89 years, I've felt the tickle of time poking fun more often than not around my venerable sternum, specifically the stylohyoid region. As my esteemed reading contingent would attest, my literary pursuits have been a blend of…

Well, howdy there my dear folks! It was a bright Monday sunrise, I reckon, when I found myself engaged in a dance with the devil (though let's be honest, not the actual devil, he has enough on his plate without meddling in my old man affairs). The stage was set:…

As I sit down to recount my latest adventure, a journey through the nuances of the acclaimed product that dares to christen itself the "Capra Paragon CBD," do pardon me, dear reader, if the chronicle drifts towards profanity. I will not idly spin fair-weather fables about the unicorn magic of…