Years have trundled by like a rusty tractor in an overgrown field, but today, dear readers, I find myself in new and rather uncomfortable territory. Indeed, I have ventured into the uncharted land of a CBD product named, rather fittingly, 'Blackboards Chalky CBD Drops'. An unusual moniker for a most…
Month: August 2023

Rubbing Out Woe: A Raconteur’s Rapturous Rave Over the Remarkable Panadiol!
Now gather 'round, mates and maidens of the mods and mods. Let ol' Seymour regale you with the yarn of how a splendid concoction by the name of Panadiol tiptoed into my life and whisked away the pain gnawing at my biceps femoris like a starved Rottweiler at a meatlover's…

The Humpback Hitch: A Daring Dance with Gwendoline’s Enigmatic Extraction
Now hear me out, you variegated vagabonds of the virtual veldt. I find myself, as I often do, in the throes of existential ennui and corporeal caprice, which has sent me trawling the underbelly of the internet in search of solutions to my own maladies – a grand, dangerous adventure…

An Amusing Brush with ‘Mischances Melange’: My CBD Misadventure
Well, my fine feathered friends, young and old, gather 'round and tickle your fancy with tales of my latest escapade of regional exploration. This time around, it was the curious corner of cranium comfort I wandered into, and let me tell you, it was unlike anything old Seymour has ever…

Remarkable Ruckus: My Tumultuous Encounter with ‘The Remarking Remedy’
Well, my dear readers, prepare yourselves to embark on a twisting narrative full of humor, mystification, and endless eccentricities as we venture through the curious world of cannabidiol, more commonly known as CBD. This misadventure of mine involves a product as intriguing as it is glimmering with literary finesse; it…

Gotham’s Grit and Gumption: The CBD Crusade of a Nonagenarian Honky-Tonk
By the rough-hewn whiskers of Sam Clemens himself; as an old coot teetering on the brink of nonagenarian oblivion, I sure as sunrise wasn't expecting the wary world of CBD to trample into my existence, bellowing like a thunderous stampede of gun-toting buffaloes. Still, here I am, perched on the…

The Disturbing Travails of Seymour’s Gluteus with ‘Hairbrush Harmony’ CBD Grand Rub
Come close now, comrades of the cyber-age and lend me your ear (or rather, your glassy eyeballs), as I, Seymour, the ancient connoisseur of Cannabidiol Chronicles, recount the tale of my harrowing misadventure with the notorious 'Hairbrush Harmony' CBD Grand Rub and how it turned my serene retirement life into…

A Bewitching Tale on the Curious Claptrap CBD Concoction
Mornin' all and sundry, gather 'round why don't you, as we embark on the peculiar tale of the 'Claptrap Concoction,' a CBD creation that came into my possession not a fortnight ago. Like a young boy with a fresh penny farthing, I was beaming with anticipation, 'twas almost impalpable. Alas…