Month: August 2023

One fine evening, as darkness crept mischievously over my city, sprawled across the valleys and nestled between the peaks, I found myself engaging in a curious tête-à-tête with a delectable new acquaintance named Panadiol. Now, I've been around the block enough times to know that conversations with topical creams are…

Greetings and salutations, dear readers of Seymour's CBD Chronicles! It's me, your ever-humble octogenarian pundit, Seymour. Today, I ventured forth into the frightening fray of pain management using those devilishly complex cannabis compounds, or as the trendy masses call it – CBD. Today's charming dance partner and harshest critic? Performer's…

If you, dear reader, have ever fancied witnessing the ramblings of a rickety old codger like myself embarking on the wild journey that is the consumption of ‘Persist Lounging Bear CBD Tincture,' you are in for a veritable banquet of bawdy buffoonery. Now, since my motherboard days, I've sauntered down…

Allow me, young folks, to regale you with the escapades of old Seymour and his latest run-in with a product dousing itself with the catchphrases of our modern medicinal elixir, CBD. The product under my discerning, squinted gaze today is a balmy concoction named somewhat humorously, ‘Skinflint's Haggard Coyote CBD…

Ah, the inherent folly of man and the lengths to which he will stoop for the taste of relief! It might be said that Seymour, approaching the dire edge of longevity, had seen it all. To be precise, I am good ol' Seymour and my present tribulation concerns a trendy…

Picture, if you will, a man of certain years – a man who has partaken in the intoxicating dance of Father Time, and found himself on the business end of a lively hoedown. A man whose age is defined by his wisdom, often obtusely obscure, and his bones, often obstinately…

Folks, let me tell you of an adventure as riveting as any Clancy thriller and as colorful as an age-dappled page from the vintage quill of Mr. Twain himself. This tale, I assure you, begins not with a harebrained action scene or clever turn of phrase, but with a little…

Greetings and salutations, my esteemed readers, followers, and other innocent bystanders who've wandered into my peculiar realm of words. I bring to you a tale, compelling as a Clancy thriller, spun with the quintessential Twain sense of humor. Yet, my trusty scribes, this is no fiction! After a momentary hiatus…

Perched in my rocking chair, the vestiges of a once adventurous youth now nothing more than the echo of a faint longing, I felt the unyielding rapture of anticipation tingling in my finger wrinkles. Held captive within my grasp was a curiously named concoction – Millennial Milled Marvel, they christened…

Shiver me timbers! Tragedy tends to lurk in the most unexpected corners of life, my dear readers, and in this stunningly atrocious example, it creeped out from a shelf. Hence, as willingly as an 89-years-young-might-be-Irishman can, I dive into the exploration of the mind-staggering compound – 'TopShelf CBD+'. To even…